MEMORIAL DAY

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Judge: Sex Predator Too Short For Prison

A Nebraska judge gave a convicted sex offender 10 years probation rather then the 10 years prison he was facing because the judge said he was too short to survive in prison. The convict, at 5' 1", was convicted of sexually assaulting a 12 year old over a period of months. Prison officials dispute the notion that he is too short & stated that they have prisoners even shorter.

We think the judge, a female by the way, is an idiot. So now all short bank robbers, short car thieves & short Congressmen will escape prison. Nice message the idiot judge sends out.

We think the public is being short-changed by this decision & we hope the judge is a short-termer. Is there something in the water, folks, that keeps making supposedly intelligent people come up with nutty ideas?

Christianity Under Attack

There have been some remarkable items in the news about the on-going assault on Christianity. Michelle Malkin's blog is the source. You have to wonder where these judge's & school administrator's heads are. Their decisions are so plainly wrong, nevermind idiotic, that they are either on crack or just your typical multi-culturist , politically-correct fools who also have a disdain for any traditional American or Christian values.

Item: School Removes "In God We Trust" From Yearbook Cover

Liberty Elementary School in Colleyville, Texas had their yearbook printed up. An enlarged Liberty nickel was printed on the cover, as it had the school's name on it. However...however, the jackass Principal, Janet Travis, wanted "to avoid offending students of different religions", although presumably different religions have their God also. So in her corrupt logic, she had the words "In God We Trust", which is on the coin, removed. The book came with a sticker that gave students the choice of putting the phrase back on the nickel.

Janet Travis thinks she is a so-called educator. She is really part of the minion who kiss butt to the politically-correct crowd, those who detest things American & Christian. Stickers?!! What a jerk she is. Bitch-slap is the word that comes to mind. She is our nominee for biggest jackass fool of the year, under the category Stupid School Administrators. If you would like to express your e-mail thoughts to the school district Superintendent, go here. Liberty Elementary is part of the Keller School District.

Item: US Court Okays Teaching Islam In Schools, But Not Christianity

Investor's Business Daily has this article about the 9th Circuit Court allowing the indoctrination of school children in the ways of Islam. This is the same court that ruled the Pledge of Allegiance was unconstitutional. You don't have to be a school administrator to be an anti-Christian jackass. As has been proven time & again, so-called judges are up to the challenge of being nominee for Jerk Judge of the Year. What follows is the school course that the court said was okay. Imagine if you replaced that with a similar Christian course? The ACLU would be in court faster than Superman. Speaking of which...where is the ACLU on this one? Oh...dat right...as long as it's not a Christian thing, the school gets a pass. Hypocrites. This is truly an outrage perpetuated by the swines on the bench. Read the whole article on the above link.

In a recent federal decision that got surprisingly little press, even from conservative talk radio, California's 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled it's OK to put public-school kids through Muslim role-playing exercises, including:
reciting aloud Muslim prayers that begin with "In the name of Allah, Most Gracious, Most Merciful . . . ."
Memorizing the Muslim profession of faith: "Allah is the only true God and Muhammad is his messenger."
Chanting "Praise be to Allah" in response to teacher prompts.
Professing as "true" the Muslim belief that "The Holy Quran is God's word."
Giving up candy and TV to demonstrate Ramadan, the Muslim holy month of fasting.
Designing prayer rugs, taking an Arabic name and essentially "becoming a Muslim" for two full weeks.
Parents of seventh-graders, who after 9-11 were taught the pro-Islamic lessons as part of California's world history curriculum, sued under the First Amendment ban on religious establishment. They argued, reasonably, that the government was promoting Islam.
But a federal judge appointed by President Clinton told them in so many words to get over it, that the state was merely teaching kids about another "culture."

Item: Students Defy Court Ban On Prayer At Graduation

The senior class of Russell County High, a southern Kentucky high school, gave their response Friday night to a federal judge's order banning prayer at commencement. About 200 seniors stood during the principal's opening remarks and began reciting the Lord's Prayer, prompting a standing ovation from a standing-room only crowd at the Russell County High School gymnasium. The thunderous applause drowned out the last part of the prayer.

The revival like atmosphere continued when senior Megan Chapman said in her opening remarks that God had guided her since childhood. Chapman was interrupted repeatedly by the cheering crowd as she urged her classmates to trust in God as they go through life. The challenge made the graduation even better because it unified the senior class, Chapman said. "It made the whole senior class come together as one and I think that's the best way to go out", said Chapman, who plans to attend the University of the Cumberlands with her twin sister Megan.

The graduation took place about 12 hours after a federal judge blocked the inclusion of prayer as part of Russell County High School's graduation ceremonies.

Bravo! A cheer for the students who stuck it to a stupid, stupid judge. And he can't do jack about it.

It should be noted that the ACLU (who else?) filed the action on behalf of one student who complained. However, even the ACLU lawyer agreed that as long as it was not state sanctioned, he saw no problem with the student prayer. The clueless judge however exceeded that with his own idiotic interpretation of the Supreme Court ruling.

There ya go folks - the assaults continue unabated by rabid anti-Christians & politically correct retards. If you know of any other assaults, e-mail us or leave a comment about it.

Pig Gone Wild - The Madonna Tour

Well, well, the pig of pop, the purveyor of porn has returned to kick off her tour. We speak of none other than that classiest of classy females - Madonna. She opened her legs...sorry...world tour with a concert in LA - Los Angles for the geographically challenged - which is probably most of her audience.

In keeping with the fine, fine, super fine classy lady that she is, she dazzled the audience with her S&M costume & whip while her bare-breasted male dancers trotted around in their ball gags.
Doesn't get better. But yes it does in this case. She donned a crown of thorns and suspended herself from a giant mirrored cross, crucifixion-style to deliver the ballad "Live to Tell." Video screens showed images of third-world poverty and reeled off grim statistics.

The politically astute icon that she is had a video montage juxtapose images of Bush, members of his administration and British Prime Minister Tony Blair with footage of Adolf Hitler, Osama bin Laden, and Zimbabwe President Robert Mugabe. Midway through the new song "I Love New York," she deviated from the script and made a crude reference to Bush and oral sex.

She is expected to make $200 million from the tour.

What can we say. We are just awed at her classy showmanship, her clever use of foul language, her positive spin on S&M, her mockery of the Crucifixion, her insightful political commentary. We are certain that she will give a large, large sum of that $200 mil to the poor in the third world countries whose images she splashed across the stage. Then again, maybe not - self-inflated "stars" like her tend to mouth off, but keep the dough, baby.

It's pathetic that at age 47 she has to continue playing the slutty pig. But hey, wherever floats her boat...& keeps her in dough. What's more pathetic is the audience. Real bunch of classy folks. Losers all, but classy.

Mother's Day

Me Mudder - author unknown

When my prayers were poorly said,
who tucked me in me widdle bed
and spanked me butt til it was red?
.......Me Mudder!

In the morning,
when the lights would come
and in me crib me dribbled some,
who wiped me widdle tiny bun?
.......Me Mudder!

Who took me from my cozy cot
and placed me on me ice cold pot
and made me pee-pee
when me could not?
.......Me Mudder!

Who's hair so gently she would part
and hold me tightly to her heart
and sometimes squeeze me
til I'd.....fart?
.......Me Mudder!

Who looked at me with eyebrows
drooped, and screamed and yelled
til she had the croup when in
me Sunday pants I...pooped?
.......Me Mudder!

And at night when the bed did squeak
and me raised me head to have a peek
who yelled at me to go to sleep?
.......Me Fadder!!!!!

A Day Without Immigrants - Illegals En Mass In Protest For Rights

Today was the Great American Boycott, the "Day Without Immigrants" as it's organizers whimsically called it - illegal alien workers not showing up for their jobs, not buying American products , their children not going to school. They wanted to show Americans that we can't live without them - Na-na-na-na-na. So there. We'll show those Gringos.

Hundreds of thousands of illegal aliens & their advocates staged protests across the country to demand their "rights". We can only assume that by "rights" they mean blanket amnesty, which translates into immediate, unqualified legal status or American citizenship for all 11 - 20 million illegals in this country.

They carried mostly American flags this time, because the last series of protests didn't go over too well with Americans when these illegals marched with mostly Mexican flags with an in-your-face attitude. They suddenly love America & its flag. Don't bet on it. They also carried signs: "stop the discrimination", "end racism", "we demand human rights", "we want our rights", blah, blah, blah.

Okay - let's try to sort this out. Rights? What rights? These illegals have zero, zip, nada rights, in the sense that American citizens & legal immigrants have. These illegals broke US law by illegally crossing the border or overstaying their visas. By current law they are subject to fines, imprisonment & deportation. It is unlawful for businesses to hire them.
Many illegals use false i.d.'s such as driver licenses, social security cards, green cards, identity theft, you name it. And they often use them to get benefits fraudulently. So now they compound their initial crime with more criminal activity. Hmmm - the more crimes they commit, the more "rights" they demand. Absurdville at its best.

How's this for their "rights" - THE ONLY RIGHTS THEY DESERVE ARE MIRANDA WARNING RIGHTS, like in the right to remain silent, the right to a lawyer.

Seriously folks, this is not a "rights" issue, although illegal alien advocates try to paint the issue with the broad stroke of the civil rights movement of the '60's & of Martin Luther King, or liken themselves to slaves or indentured servants who have been terribly abused & denied "human rights" as their placards pronounce. Having broken US law, they now seem to think they are entitled to non-existent rights that they have been manifestly & unfairly denied. Wrongo - like the squatter who breaks into your house, remains in the basement for a period of time & then demands the "right" to become a family member. The protesters also are fond of using the "racism" word because Americans have the gall to want control of the borders. But the racism card is just that - a means of intimidation. If anything, those protesters who chant La Raza (The Race) as a rallying cry are more inclined to toward racism.

Let us not forget that they demand immediate amnesty & permanent residency status while those who play by the rules spend years & lawyers fees trying to get it. They don't care about those folks. These protesters got into the country illegally & now want a free & immediate pass.

In 1986 the USA gave 3 million illegals legal status. Horrible mistake. It only encouraged others to follow over the border hoping for the same thing. So now we give these 11-20 million legal status & what do you thinks happens next? A new wave of illegals come into the country looking for their shot at amnesty. Amnesty is unworkable. There will never be an end to it. If they want legal status in this country, let them go back to their country & apply for legal entry like so many millions of others have done.

They can boycott & protest till the cows come home, but they will not get the "rights" they demand. We wonder if they have boycotted the free health care & other free social services they have been milking at taxpayer expense. We think not.