We had a frightening nightmare at American Values. It was Jan 20, 2005 at noon & President-elect John Kerry ( he's a 'Nam vet by the way in case you didn't know)was standing with his hand on the script of a Michael Moore movie, about to take the oath of office as President of the United States. John Edwards, Vice-President & honorary Breck Girl, was standing near him. Every left-wing Hollywood star was there, consuming oxygen that would have been better used for the po' folk in the Red States. Captain Ted Kennedy, commander of the SS Chappaquidick was beaming with drunken delight at the thought of so much liquor at so many Inaugural Balls. Would he have time to drink it all?
Around the world, millions of Kerry supporters watched CNN in anticipation of this historic moment: the Libnuts, the environmental whackos, the animal rights crowd, the abortion on demand folks, the Feminazis, the socialists, the communists, the atheists, the Syrians, the Iranians, the North Koreans, the Germans, the Islamo-fascists, the terrorists, & yes, the French.
With an overwhelming sense of horror & panic, we awoke suddenly in profuse sweat, heart pounding, trying to make sense of where we were & what was happening in those first moments of consciouness. Since we are quick-witted here, we quickly got our wits about us & realized it was just a horrible, horrible nightmare. No one should have to go through such a terror-ridden dream. Calm was restored & we chuckled at what could have been.
Our nightmare ended, but for the libnuts, et al mentioned above, their nightmare has just begun. And like the Energizer bunny, it will go on & on & on for four wonderful, glorious years, thanks to the Inauguration today of George W. Bush, as President of the United States.
Ya gotta love this country!
....from sea to shining sea