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Thursday, January 20, 2005

INAUGURATION 2005

We had a frightening nightmare at American Values. It was Jan 20, 2005 at noon & President-elect John Kerry ( he's a 'Nam vet by the way in case you didn't know)was standing with his hand on the script of a Michael Moore movie, about to take the oath of office as President of the United States. John Edwards, Vice-President & honorary Breck Girl, was standing near him. Every left-wing Hollywood star was there, consuming oxygen that would have been better used for the po' folk in the Red States. Captain Ted Kennedy, commander of the SS Chappaquidick was beaming with drunken delight at the thought of so much liquor at so many Inaugural Balls. Would he have time to drink it all?

Around the world, millions of Kerry supporters watched CNN in anticipation of this historic moment: the Libnuts, the environmental whackos, the animal rights crowd, the abortion on demand folks, the Feminazis, the socialists, the communists, the atheists, the Syrians, the Iranians, the North Koreans, the Germans, the Islamo-fascists, the terrorists, & yes, the French.

With an overwhelming sense of horror & panic, we awoke suddenly in profuse sweat, heart pounding, trying to make sense of where we were & what was happening in those first moments of consciouness. Since we are quick-witted here, we quickly got our wits about us & realized it was just a horrible, horrible nightmare. No one should have to go through such a terror-ridden dream. Calm was restored & we chuckled at what could have been.

Our nightmare ended, but for the libnuts, et al mentioned above, their nightmare has just begun. And like the Energizer bunny, it will go on & on & on for four wonderful, glorious years, thanks to the Inauguration today of George W. Bush, as President of the United States.

Ya gotta love this country!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

ah its Energizer Bunny not duracell...

Besides a duracell bunny wouldn't last long enough to torture the nutty libs. :)

remember we all want it to keep going and going and going past 2008 :)

5:16 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

You're right, of course. I stand corrected & the correction is made. In the giddiness of the moment, I think a Duracell Democrat possessed me.

5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

INAUGURATION 2005
America has a frightening nightmare. It was Jan 20, 2005 at noon & President-elect Gerge W. Bush (he's really served in the National Guard because it was the best way to serve America during Vietnam while the rest of American youth died in the trenches and not because he was chicken by the way in case you didn't know)was standing with his hand on the script of Satan's version of the Bible, about to take the oath of office as President of the United States. Dick Cheney, Vice-President & ready to Nuke every country in the world in case GWB died, was standing near him. Every right-wing TV Evanganlist was there, ready to ask America to give up their life savings to pay for their own opulent lifestyle (hookers included) because that would make God happy - they know - they speak to God every day. Captain George W. Bush, convicted drunk driver, was beaming with drunken delight at the thought of so much liquor at so many Inaugural Balls. Would he have time to drink it all or would his daughters get to the liquer first.

Around the world, millions of Bush supporters watched CNN in anticipation of this historic moment: the Fascists, the Corporate CEOs who rob pworker's pension plans, the Chinese workers who now have American jobs, The Indians who now have American jobs, the Mexican illegals working as housekeepers for rich Republicans, the animal experimenters, the Drug Company Presidents wanting to get their drugs approved without proper testing, the terrorists (convenient occurence for Bush wasn't it), the assault weapon manufacturers who don't mind if a few people get killed (hey, it's about profits for votes), and all the scum of the world.

With an overwhelming sense of horror & panic, we awoke suddenly in profuse sweat, heart pounding, trying to make sense of where we were & what was happening in those first moments of consciouness. Unfortunately it was true after all.

4:20 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

A. get original B. You're absolutely right, so get used it to. hehe

6:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

A. Duh.It'called parody. Duh.
B. Yes. Everything I wrote was true.

9:55 AM  

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