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Monday, January 03, 2005

Ta Ta, Tamales - We Hardly Knew Ye

If you've been following the last couple of posts, you know that 3 tamales went missing while traveling across country to start a new life on the East Coast. A nationwide alert was sent out about them. Fortunately, the lads were located when we were informed that the Post Office was holding them incommunicado & for ransom.

Unfortunately, as with all tamalenappers, the dastardly Post Office was given their ill-gotten ransom & then proceeded to kill the poor lads. They were found dehydrated & their bodies were beginning to rot. A sad ending for 3 so young & tasty, so full of hope & promise.

A private viewing was held for the dearly departed & then they were put into their final resting place. John Kerry summed it up at the service when he said, "How do you ask a tamale to be the last tamale to die in the Post Office? How do you ask a tamale to be the last tamale to die for a mistake?" John, you brought tears to our eyes with your moving eulogy, although we seem to have heard this before some where. As comfort, we know that these 3 heros are looking down from tamale heaven, each one surrounded by 72 virgin tamales.

If tamales had lips they would be smiling. They have found Paradise.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Three male tamales? Wrapped up together? Could it have been that they were homosexual tamales and died from Aids. That would explain the fungus you found on them. And think - you were saved from eating them and becoming homosexual yourself. Praise be to the Lord!

12:04 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

You are wrong - one was a metrosexual lesbian tamale, one a women-loving male tamale & the other a female taco trapped in the body of a male tamale. And since AIDS strikes mostly gays, shouldn't it be called GAYDS? Or how about GAYtor AIDS?

2:56 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I took your poll on the 2008 Dumbocrat candidate!
Looks like it was spammed by Bush hating Demwit moonbats!!

2:01 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Just realists. Don't worry the rich and powerful will survive unscathed. Probably with a slave race to service them.

4:01 PM  

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