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Friday, July 02, 2004

Kerry Names Running Mate...Mini's The Man!

An American Values Scoop...

In a Fourth of July holiday surprise, Sen. John Kerry announced his choice for running mate during a "Millionaires For Kerry" sushi picnic & used silver spoon drive.

"After careful consideration of the potential candidates for the exalted office of Vice-President", he said, "I know I have found the most qualified running mate. I am pleased to announce that Mini-Kerry is my choice."


Kerry Introducing Mini-Kerry

"Although other candidates were equally capable", he continued, "I found Mini to be a man of my own heart. Not only is he what I consider to be a soul mate, but he also works cheap."

Kerry went on, "While I served in Vietnam plastering band-aids all over myself, Mini was out in the jungles fighting a guerilla war. He is the real hero, my friends."

Our on-the-scene reporter, Natasha, reports that there was stunned silence among those attending, causing some to even spit out their caviar.

However, pundits see this as a clever move on Kerry's part, as he will almost certainly win the endorsement of such groups as the animal nut organization PETA, Clones R Us, Very Small People For Peace, "There Are No Tarantulas in Bananas" Growers Association, Admirers of Michael Moore's Fat & Unsolved Mysteries Fan Club.

Mini-Kerry could not be reached for comment.

4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because nothing says "good ol' American Values" like making fun of someone you don't like.

5:45 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

Geesh - chill out - take your medication - poking fun is normal - like, duh, you don't do it? Like the leftwing nuts don't do it?

11:09 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You got it wrong. The New York Post says Richard Gephardt was chosen to be Kerry's running mate.

6:46 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

What does the NY Post know, huh? The Edwards pick is a ploy. He will drop out in September after polls show he is no help to Kerry - then Mini will step in (or swing in) & save the day.

10:36 PM  

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