The color Green found true love. Green wanted none other. Green also found a satisfying sexual relationship after a long & unfulfilled series of one night stands & relationships that went nowhere. Green was ready to settle down for life.
The object of affection for Green was, well.....another Green.
Yes. The two Greens met in a Green club. It was love at first blush (which would be the color green, by the way). After a whirlwind romance they were ready to commit to each other.
They decided it was time to get married. But, woe to them -
marriage was not allowed for 2 Greens. Red & Blue can marry, Orange & Brown can marry, Black & Blue can marry. Even some Greens marry other colors to hide their Greenness (closet Greens - which is different than Drag Greens). But sorry to say, same-color Greens cannot.
The Greens were only a tiny, tiny fraction of the spectrum, 3-5 percent, maybe. The other colors that made up the vast majority of the spectrum married freely amongst each other. This hetero-color population overwhelmingly disapproved of homo-color marriage. They were not advocating discrimination of Greens. But marriage was a unique institution designed legally, religiously, biologically, anthropologically & culturally for hetero-colors. And they could make baby hues, something two greens would find impossible no matter how hard they tried to blend.
The Greens, on the other hand, saw this as blatant discrimination & a violation of their equal colors. They were not satisfied that they were offered 'color unions'. They were not satisfied that they now had the opportunity to enter into contracts between two Green couples for legal & medical reasons. Companies were beginning to slowly offer benefits to same color partners.
No - it was equal rights, equal colors that they demanded.
They equated their cause with the Black color cause of the 1960's. But this is reaching a bit - Black was slave to White, Black had basic color dignity denied them. The Green cause does injustice to the Black cause by latching on to its' mantra. But - hey - it gets attention.
Green uses the intimidating phrase 'greeno-phobic' if you dare to dislike their lifestyle or disagree with them. "Green-Bashing' is another word used with the same gusto.
The Greens introduce homo-greenialty into class rooms to indoctrinate small children into acceptance of their life style. Nationally, the Greens use the courts as a means of thwarting the will of the people, knowing that one or two sympathetic & rogue judges can decide to overrule that will.
But what Green really wants - above & beyond the claims of inequality or benefits - is simple - Validation. A marriage license gives them validation for their life style, validation that they are on the same moral level as hetero-colors. But they are not.
Not being able to get married has them green with envy.
....from sea to shining sea