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Wednesday, June 14, 2006

What Not To Do With A Coke-A-Cola Bottle

Here are some things you should not do with a Coke-A-Cola bottle, in order of significance:

* Do not buy a 2 liter (67 oz) bottle of room temperature Coke, it leads to this -
* Do not put a 2 liter bottle of Coke in your freezer to quick chill it.
* Do not forget to take a 2 liter bottle of Coke from the freezer & only remember the next day.
* Do not put a 2 liter bottle of solid-frozen Coke in the microwave to quick thaw it.
* Do not nuke a solid-frozen 2 liter bottle of Coke for 3 minutes.
* Do not, above all else, do not open the cap of a nuked 2 liter bottle of Coke, or it leads to this -

and this

A lesson learned

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