Gomer Hillary - USMC

Gollllyy, Gomer, here's todays funnier side of the news - Newsmax found a 1994 tv interview with Bill & Hitlary in which she claims she tried to join the Marines. This has to be the funniest thing ever heard on national tv. She even said it with a straight face. Seated beside her husband, the former first lady recounted her military experience.

"Gee, now it was probably 19 years ago - in 1975," Mrs. Clinton recalled. "I decided that I was very interested in having some experience in serving in some capacity in the military."

"Because we all love the military so much," Mr. Clinton interjected helpfully (who said he "loathed" the military in his draft dodging days).

Hillary resumed: "So I walked into our local recruiting office, and I think it was just my bad luck that the person who happened to be there on duty could not have been older than 21. He was in perfect physical shape." She remembered telling the recruiter, "I wanted to explore - I didn't know whether I thought active duty would be a good idea, reserve, you know, maybe National Guard, something along those lines."

"This young man looked at me and he said, 'How old are you?'" she recalled.
"I said, 'Well, 27' ... I had these really thick glasses on.
"He said, 'How bad's your eyesight?'
"I said, 'It's pretty bad.'
"And he said, 'How bad?'
"So I told him.
"He said, 'That's pretty bad.'
"And he finally said to me, he said: 'You're too old. You can't see. And you're a woman.' And then he went on ... this man, young man, was a Marine.
"He said, 'But maybe the dogs [Army] would take you.'"
"This is not a very encouraging conversation," Mrs. Clinton recalled thinking. "So maybe I'll look for another way to serve my country."

This is such an enormous lie by Hitlary that we think she is in serious need of psychological services. We won't even go into the merits of her claim. With these type whoppers it would be a fun 4 years of lying through her teeth if she were President. What a rag she is. But thank God she didn't join the Marines - she coulda been killed; then where would we be without the smartest woman in the world. Geesh - God help us.