Those Classy Pro-Abortion Ladies

NARAL (National Abortion Rights Action League) is the preeminent & arguably the most powerful pro-abortion group in the country. To help with their fight against federal funding for abstinence programs, they decided to hold a "Screw Abstinence Party." As their flyer proclaims, "Throw your hands up and say it loud: "Screw Abstinence!!!” What their objection to abstinence is puzzles us, unless their line of thought is that less pregnancies mean less NARAL-referred abortion services. Or they could just be a group of self-serving frustrated hags who fear that abstinence will reduce their chances to score with the opposite sex, not that the opposite sex is really interested in frustrated hags to begin with.

Whatever their reason, it is nice to know that they are a coven of classy ladies in the manner with which they express themselves.