Prima Donnas, Punks & Politics

Where flakes, fruits & nuts
mean more than just cereal


If you ever want to become an expert on the political system of the United States or on World Politiks, forget about going to Harvard or USC for years of schooling & expense.  There is a way of doing so without all those boring tests.  It's simple - become an actooor (Definition:  actooor - as in, "I am an actooor."  Spoken in a pompous, self-inflated, self-important manner with emphasis on the last syllable.)
 
In their infinite wisdom, the powers that be in the universe have bestowed political insight & astuteness upon those who become actooors & actoooresses.  Why this is so is a mystery, but it's true.  Just look at Hollywood - there are more politically savvy actooors in La-La-Land then there are raisins in a trainload of Raisin Brans.  Or so the nuts in the bowl would have you believe.

The reality is that these self-appointed mouth-pieces of the down-trodden, the environment, the animals  & the world are living in a radicalized liberal bubble that prevents them from seeing a world other than their own.  These oracles of political commentary are self-absorbed & live amongst a like-minded coven of Fruit Loops, thereby re-enforcing each others nutty beliefs & ideas.
   
The political statements of these actooors goes beyond just stupidity & ignorance.  These clowns of the industry can get downright nasty & vile, especially when their venom is directed toward President Bush.   At a recent campaign fund-raiser for Kerry in Manhattan the "stars" came out with their support.  Whoppi Ain't I Pretty Goldberg managed to slither onstage with her wine bottle & hurl invective at George Bush.  She turned nastier when using the President's last name in reference to female genitalia.  Kerry & Edwards apparently thought it all great fun, laughing & applauding in the audience.  Other "stars" made less bawdry comments, but were equally nasty about George Bush.  A great night of snotty Bush bashing. 
 
After the show ended Kerry got on stage & claimed these folks were the "heart & soul" of America.  Edwards stated that these were the "real American values."  Hello!  You would think Kerry/Edwards would be a tad uncomfortable with what they witnessed, maybe even say afterwards that these actoor's behavior was over the line a bit.  Of course, after raking in $7 million in donations I guess Kerry/Edwards can excuse any outrageous behavior.  Even Edward's ditzy wife defended the actooor's performances.
 
Earth to Kerry/Edwards - these fools are not the "heart & soul" of America, nor do they represent "real American values."  If you truly believe this bunk then you are just as out of touch with reality as they are.  These prima donnas & punks live an altogether different life then us common folks.   Their millions in income alone sets them apart.  But even with that, they surely could maintain some class, some dignity  But they don't.  Their cadre is replete with stories of infidelity, drugs, crimes, lewd behavior,  & foul mouth epithets.  They have an attitude that their effluvium doesn't stink.  They are Queens & Kings , after all folks.  Didn't you know? 
 
They make outrageous demands of their staff over petty things to a humiliating degree. One will not enter a dressing room unless it has 15 bouquets of flowers.  One will not appear in a concert unless another singer's posters are taken down.  One demands a hotel room be repainted because he doesn't like the shade of blue.  And on & on.  Yet they do present such a lovely phony face to their fans.  They are concerned about the injustices to us wee folk or  the plight of an endangered insect or the enforcement of environmental protection laws - that is unless that wee folk is their employee or that insect is intruding on their pool party or that EPA law gets in the way of their wanting to cut down a stand of trees so they have an unimpeded view of the Pacific Ocean from their humble home. Then all hell to pay from them.
 
Being an actooor does not automatically mean you are smart.  Sure, you can remember lines & let the emotions flow, but smart is a different territory.  Janeane Garofalo, who I am sick of seeing on tv, demonstrates this point brilliantly:
   
     "Our country is founded on a sham: our forefathers were slave-owning rich white guys who wanted it their way. So when I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.' That you can have a gay parade on Christopher Street in New York, with naked men and women on a float cheering, 'We're here, we're queer!' -- that's what makes my heart swell. Not the flag, but a gay naked man or woman burning the flag. I get choked up with pride."
 
And again:  "I say at this point, for different reasons, they [Bush and Hussein] are both very threatening to world peace and to deny that is to be incredibly naive."
 
Three's a charm:  "The world would be better off with multiple superpowers." When asked if that means our enemies should be more powerful Garofalo said, "Sure, when Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement."
 
Here's a quote from that pillar of common English usage, Jennifer Aniston:  "Bush is a f**king idiot."  She's a classy lady, for sure.
 
Sandra Bernhard:  "The real terrorist threats are George W. Bush and his band of brown-shirted thugs."

Whoppi Pigberg again:  "I don't agree, you see, I don't really view communism as a bad thing."    Tell that to the millions who died under it, swine.
 
Rickie Lee Jones:  "I think 9/11 gave this generation an identity, and its identity is potentially fascist. My skin crawls when I think of the first week after 9/11. I was looking out of the window and there were people marching down the street carrying flags. It reminded me of spontaneous, angry Nazis and I thought, 'Oh, man, we are in a lot of trouble'. There's a whole bunch of people who have flags hanging from their cars and who are mistaking fascism for patriotism." 
 
Jessica Lange:  "It is an embarrassing time to be an American. It really is. It's humiliating."
 
George Clooney:  "I always say you have to stand by what you've done. Yes, I smoked grass. Yes, I had sex with more than one person. In the US, they make a big deal out of everything as soon as you run for higher office. It's time we did away with this bigotry in America."
  Ah yes, Georgie, I'm a bigot against immorality.  Gee - shame on me. 

Her Royal Slutness, Madonna:  "If I were President, Howard Stern would get kicked out of the country -- and Roman Polanski would be allowed back in!" So how does "President Madonna" justify ejecting Citizen Stern for exercising his constitutional right to free speech -- but welcoming a foreigner who was 44 when convicted of raping a 13-year-old American child he plied with drugs and booze? She says it's "because artists are allowed to make mistakes and have unconventional ideas . . . !"  Ahh - they are exempt from morals - they are "arteests", after all.

Susan Sarandon on Bush:  "We stand a chance of getting a president who has probably killed more people before he gets into office than any president in the history of the United States."
 
The Diva Barbra Streisand & her election analysis:  "We have a president who stole the presidency through family ties, arrogance and intimidation, employing Republican operatives to exercise the tactics of voter fraud by disenfranchising thousands of blacks, elderly Jews and other minorities."
 
Robin Williams:  "We have a president for whom English is a second language. He's like 'We have to get rid of dictators,' but he's pretty much one himself."
 
And finally, Morrissey:  "Bush should have died, not Reagan"
 
There ya have it, folks - a brief glimpse of the Glitter Crowd;  the Looney Left.  The nastiness, obscenity  & hate comes exclusively from them.  And they are clueless about the real world of politics.  If you can show me such invective & hate coming from the more conservative folks of Hollywood - well, ya can't.  It's only the tramp-mouthed Left that rants - the same ones who "care" about us, who "feel our pain."
 
These rich, spoiled, pampered, shameless, crude, disrespectful, phony, irresponsible, hedonistic & anti-American swine, who have no respect for or tolerance of those who differ from themselves, presume to prattle on about issues that they are deeply ignorant of & woefully unprepared to express in coherent terms.  These hot-aired buffoons of the radical left are the "heart & soul" of America & the "real American values" of Kerry/Edwards & the Democrat Party. 
 
Forget about going to the movies.  Take a friend out to a nice restaurant instead.