Moore-on
"Oink911":See the movie where Michael Moore rants on & on
Now on to His Royal Pigness...
Pig-calling contests are popular in some parts of the country. Michael Moore-on is King Pig when it comes to his attempts at it. Suuuueeee - just listen to El Gordo:
"The Iraqis who have risen up against the occupation are not insurgents or terrorists or "The Enemy." They are the REVOLUTION, the Minutemen, and their numbers will grow and they will win." So snorteth Michael Moore-on.
In response to the Soviet Union falling - "That's one evil empire down & one evil empire to go." Straight from the porker's mouth. Mr. Pig couldn't mean the United States, could he? Faux pas, faux pas.
"There is no terrorist threat in this country. This is a lie. This is the biggest lie we've been told." Pig slop from the Pig.
More slop from the pigster: "They [Americans] are possibly the dumbest people on the planet ... in thrall to conniving, thieving, smug pricks."
"I like America to some extent." Yes - the money the pig makes & puts in his multi-million dollar piggy bank.
Incisive analysis from the trough: "The motivation for war is simple. The U.S. government started the war with Iraq in order to make it easy for U.S. corporations to do business in other countries. They intend to use cheap labor in those countries, which will make Americans rich."
From the Moore-on University of Law & Politics:
"... You know he's [Bush] there illegally. You know he was not elected either by the popular vote or by the vote in Florida."
"... we know all those facts about Florida and what Katherine Harris did, and the private firm that took African-Americans off the voting rolls and prohibited them from voting. But I've been surprised in this first week how many average Americans were not aware of all of the trickery and deceit that took place in the year before the election to fix it for George W. Bush."
Speaking about 9/11, "Many families have been devastated tonight. This just is not right. They did not deserve to die. If someone did this to get back at Bush, then they did so by killing thousands of people who DID NOT VOTE for him! Boston, New York, DC, and the planes' destination of California -- these were places that voted AGAINST Bush!" Duh huh Porky?
The Fat Sow's insider information -"Unfortunately, Bush and Co. are not through yet. This invasion and conquest will encourage them to do it again elsewhere. The real purpose of this war was to say to the rest of the world, "Don't Mess with Texas - If You Got What We Want, We're Coming to Get It!"
There are enough outrageous quotes out there in the world from Michael Moore-on to fill a very large pig-sty.
This pathetic lard of lies & delusional one-too-many-doughnuts dude is now in the forefront of the radical loonies' continuing ranting about how evil America is & especially how evil George Bush is. Sir Moore-on, Defender of Pigdom & Protector of the Realm of Radicals, has reached this lofty position through the notoriety & success of his whacked out distorted so-called documentaries. Moore-on mouths off about Bush's supposed lies, yet his films have more lies, distortions & half-truths than a barn full of pig feed.
Let's get real here. Moore-on is a cynical, paranoid who is anti-American. He detests American values, except for the big American bucks he rakes in. He has no clue of facts or political dynamics when he spews his garbage. Like so many of his Hollywood holier-than-thou crowd, he feeds from the same radical liberal trough, regurgitating the same lies, the same outrageous statements. He wouldn't know an original, coherent political thought if it hit him on the ass (which is a fairly large target, indeed).
What is more astounding then the cretin that Michael Moore-on is, is the stature he has received from the media & the financial support he gets from the public.
The media is...well...the media. Bent to the Left like a willow in the wind, the media does not challenge Moore-on about his looney drivel. No wonder they have good softball teams. A media that listens seriously to the likes of Babs Streisand when she pontificates about the down-trodden, or plays video of Susan Sarandon testifying before Congress with her political "expertise", is a media that is irrelevant.
The American public is what amazes me. Either they believe what Sir Pig blathers about or they don't care. Either way, they go to his films. The Nazi's were very good at propagandizing through film. And so it is with Pig Fat's films. Pure propaganda. Yet they go. They pay. They buy popcorn to go with the film. Gads - some may even like it, or worse, believe the mind-numbing prattle in the films.
Meanwhile, Moore-on is bringing home the bacon & living in his exclusive Manhattan home so he doesn't have to live too close to the "dumbest people on the planet."
....from sea to shining sea