Cheney Accidentally Shoots Fellow Hunter - Coincidentally, White House Issues New Dem Strategy Plan

Cheney pointing out new strategy


Vice President Dick Cheney, while in Texas hunting for quail, accidentally shot & wounded a companion hunter. When a covey of quail took flight, Cheney followed one bird & fired his rifle. Unbeknownst to him, one of the hunters accompanying Cheney stepped into the line of fire. The hunter was treated for minor facial & chest wounds.

At the same time, the White House has announced that President Bush has developed a new strategy to deal with the obstructionist Democrats in Congress. Details of the plan were not revealed, but it is known that Vice President Cheney will head up a new group which will deal with the Democratic leadership in a more realistic & effective manner than previously thought possible.

An anonymous source reports that the keystone to this new strategy will be to invite the Democratic leadership to a quail hunt with the Vice President, where good fellowship & reasonable persuasion on the part of Mr. Cheney will show the Dems the errors of their way.