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Saturday, November 06, 2004

Drug Plane Cracks Up - Hollywood Bemoans Loss


Police attempt to remove cocaine from crash site

A large take-out order of cocaine en route by plane to Hollywood liberals who are suffering from the withdrawl of John Kerry's loss in the election has crashed over Iowa. Although no one was injured in the accident, the small town of Hahawewon was inundated with tons of the powdery substance. It was reported that the shock of losing this prime cut, coupled with George Bush's smoking of Kerry, has caused many liberals to consider giving their millions to charity, selling off their mansions & moving into a collective where they will discuss nothing more serious than how to grow highbred broccoli & disavowing any further attempts to pass on their keen political insight to the rest of the nation.

The residents of Hahawewon meanwhile are doing their best to remove this scourge one gram at a time. As one resident put it, "Iowa was a Red state, but now it looks like its' gonna be a Red Nose state for quite awhile."

17 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Real Christian - Not fake like GWB.

Wrong. That wasn't cocaine. It was heroin made from Afghanistan's new opium industry. A 2.3 billion dollar a year industry that did not exist until the US backed governement was installed.

I wonder how many lives that will ruin. Good going George Bush!!! Another victory for America.

12:27 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Born Again Christian:

Well the Republican Religious Extremists have been smoking something these all these years. The State of Georgia still believes that evolution is a theory and requires textbooks to say so. Please don't believe all "Born Agains" are so dense. My congregation certainly isn't.

Thankfully this is going to be challenged in court. Yay to the ACLU!

12:43 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Born Again.

Maybe it is the Religious Right Millionaires who should give up their millions to the poor. If they truly believe in the scripture of God, then they would know that only by giving up their riches and then following Christ can they hope hope for true salvation.

But then again, maybe they are actually under Satan's wing.

12:48 PM  
Blogger JGirten said...

Two things......

First, to all those bible thumping beheamuths out there.. this election had nothing to do with religion. I have nothing against religion but dont see how everything has to tie into it. Most so called christians stand on the word of the scripture but are bigger hipocrits than the politicians that promise one thing and do another.

Second is to Francis.. that post was bad.. come on.. I have grown to enjoy your outlook and thoughts, although I dont agree.. ha ha you know what Iowa stands for don't you?? I Owe the World an Apology.

Ha ha

2:57 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

Jeff: Ya gotta help me exorcise these bible holding people. They are swamping me. Next, they'll be on your site. Kinda like a Trojan virus, huh? IOTWAA is not a state. But it was cute.

4:39 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The Righteouus One:

So yall believe that the Religious Right are hypocritics, do ya? Y'all go to hell for that one. Burn Girten burn.

So wich way frances? For Bush or not for. For the grate Repbublican party or not.

Bush n us well be loking down at yall from heven.

4:57 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From "Yes Lord"

God has everything to do with everything. Please don't think otherwise. I will pray for all of you.


Trading My Sorrows
by Valley Worship

I'm trading my sorrows
I'm trading my shame
I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord
I'm trading my sickness
I'm trading my pain
I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord
And we're singing

Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord, Amen

I'm trading my sorrows
I'm trading my shame
I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord
I'm trading my sickness
I'm trading my pain
I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord
And we're singing

Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord, Amen

I am pressed but not crushed,
Persecuted not abandoned
Struck down but not destroyed
I am blessed beyond the curse
For His promise will endure
That His joy is gonna be my strength
Though the sorrow may last for the night
His joy comes in the morning

I'm trading my sorrows
I'm trading my shame
I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord
I'm trading my sickness
I'm trading my pain
I'm laying them down for the joy of the Lord
And we're singing

Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord, Amen

And we're singing
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord
Yes Lord, yes Lord, yes yes Lord, Amen

Yes Lord, Amen
Yes Lord, Amen!

6:13 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

From "Bible Holding People"

You asked for a GWB victory. We are the reason he won. Now he's going to push our agenda. Fire and brimstone. Good and evil. No abortions. No gay abominations. Death penalty for the wicked. And a Supreme Court that will support the Righteous way for years and years to come.

Alleluia!

7:49 PM  
Blogger JGirten said...

Francis,

Keep the bible hipocrits on your site.. ha ha

As for IOWA.. you know what I meant..

Jeff

7:34 AM  
Blogger JGirten said...

This is to the ANON that told me to go to hell.

This proves that you are a hipocrit and not following the word of the scripture. If you were a TRUE christian and followed the word, you would know that according to the bible, you should NEVER condem anyone to hell.. but I guess that would have required more reading on your part and thought than just jumping on the bandwagon..

I believe that everyone has the right to think and say what they want. That is why this country is so great.. Francis and I disagree on most things, but we are still civil to one another and I think we have a mutual respect for one another (I guess I can only speak for myself). So I do not hold anything against anything that anyone says, as long as they stand up for their thoughts and feelings and take ownership..

Have a great day..

7:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Girten.

I been not Anon. I am the Righteous One. Stop thinkin pepole out ta get ya. You been parnoyd. Im not wishing you to go to hell but that ware you are going with your beleefs. Save yousalf and bow to Christ. I see you runnin allot. What ya runnin from. Pray n go ta church insted. Ya do much bettar. May be even get ya a wife som day n stop fiddlin wit yarself.

12:26 PM  
Blogger JGirten said...

ANON or whatever you are calling yourself.

I dont even know where to start on that post of yours.. I am not going to get into a battle of wits with someone that is unarmed..

there are so many things I could say about that post but will refrain. I have what is called free will and free thinking in this country and there is no way that someone like you is EVER going to tell me what to do. You dont know anything about me so worry about yourself first.

As for running.. I am running from people like you that think that they are on some pedistal that everyone should bow to.

You have a wonderful day..

2:06 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hay Gierten
Rightous One hear
So ya dont wanna git into a batle of wits. Then wy yu repliing? Coorse yu got freedom of choyse. That wy ya gotta be saved. All i know bout ya is what ya poset. only one on a pedistal is da Lord Jesus. That hoo ya bow down to. Fransis nows. Bush nows. Deys beholdin ta us. Now wy yu not workin taday? Done be lazee. Ya not gonna get yarself a girl dat wey.

4:33 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

An Gerten
I got 2 arms. dey do da work o da Lord.

4:35 PM  
Blogger JGirten said...

Francis,

What is this person trying to say?? Can you decifer it?? Why are they so worried about me getting a girl?? These are the people that give other good religious people a bad name.

Francis, I enjoy your site and will be by to chat with you and respond to YOU.. have a great one.

4:48 PM  
Blogger Francis Lynn said...

Jeff: I think this Anon person is a deranged freak who must have been threatened with Hell by his mommy when he was bad (which was probably all the time). Now he is on a perverted crusade to hound us normal folks with his rants of Hell & religion. He probably has a 'bible class' (wink,wink)for little boys at his home on Saturday nights.

5:20 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Righteous one

Girten ya gotta get yurself a girl. i cant do it for ya. Den ya done tink so crazee. Den ya enter onna da sacraments of da Lord.

fransis. war ya git dat noncents in yar hed. wees like cusisins yu n me. wats ya winkin fur? wees u bush n i gonna stop them queery guys.

so long yall.

6:06 PM  

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