Drug Plane Cracks Up - Hollywood Bemoans Loss

Police attempt to remove cocaine from crash site

A large take-out order of cocaine en route by plane to Hollywood liberals who are suffering from the withdrawl of John Kerry's loss in the election has crashed over Iowa. Although no one was injured in the accident, the small town of Hahawewon was inundated with tons of the powdery substance. It was reported that the shock of losing this prime cut, coupled with George Bush's smoking of Kerry, has caused many liberals to consider giving their millions to charity, selling off their mansions & moving into a collective where they will discuss nothing more serious than how to grow highbred broccoli & disavowing any further attempts to pass on their keen political insight to the rest of the nation.

The residents of Hahawewon meanwhile are doing their best to remove this scourge one gram at a time. As one resident put it, "Iowa was a Red state, but now it looks like its' gonna be a Red Nose state for quite awhile."